Friday, January 23, 2009

Dream Land.....

Basically I don't remember my dreams. But I remember if someone said something in my dream. So this is what I remember from last nights dream.

(Colt to Me)

"But.....what about the human brain flesh?"


S
orry I don't know in what context he said this in. Buuuuuuuuut now I am afraid for my life...and my brains....

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dana W and the Eavesdrop Express

The Eavesdrop Express will be making stops once weekly to lay on you some knowledge from one Mr. Tom "the Bomb" Kirchner, via emails forwarded to me from a smart chick who knows when history is being made.

For your viewing pleasure, please to enjoy

E-mail One:

From: Tom Kirchner
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 6:33 AM
To: Lucia Rocha
Subject: RE: Lucia Rocha

Lucia,

You be careful with that extension. It’s right next door to mine…4605. Any damage you do to your extension could contaminate my phone, causing it to contract encephalitis or, worse yet, halitosis. On the other hand, where could you get a cab at this time of the day? And remember as we approach the end of the month:

Thirty days hath Septober

April, June and no wonder

All the rest eat peanut butter

Except for grandma

She drives a red Buick


Tom


TOOT TOOT!

Friends

Last night Colt and I went to the Nickelcade. (Every game is a freaking nickel! GENIUS) And we won lots of tickets and we were up at the counter ready to get our prizes. Then we realized that we were 2 tickets short of getting the Friendship Bracelets that we wanted.

(Colt to Me)

"So one of us can get the bracelet, and one of us can be....one friend."

In the end we got 2 more tickets, and we got the bracelets. So now we are really friends. Finally.

So here is goes..

People say many things. Some can be inspirational, some hilarious, some epic, and some down right random. I hear many of these everyday, and I just can't laugh at them by myself. So this blog is here for me to share with you the amazing quotes i hear everyday. Enjoy!