Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dana W and the Eavesdrop Express

The Eavesdrop Express will be making stops once weekly to lay on you some knowledge from one Mr. Tom "the Bomb" Kirchner, via emails forwarded to me from a smart chick who knows when history is being made.

For your viewing pleasure, please to enjoy

E-mail One:

From: Tom Kirchner
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 6:33 AM
To: Lucia Rocha
Subject: RE: Lucia Rocha

Lucia,

You be careful with that extension. It’s right next door to mine…4605. Any damage you do to your extension could contaminate my phone, causing it to contract encephalitis or, worse yet, halitosis. On the other hand, where could you get a cab at this time of the day? And remember as we approach the end of the month:

Thirty days hath Septober

April, June and no wonder

All the rest eat peanut butter

Except for grandma

She drives a red Buick


Tom


TOOT TOOT!

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