Best Day.......ever

"I Will Love You, Like Joseph loved Emma."

-Colt


(He said this to me, after he proposed to me in front of the Joseph and Emma Statue on Temple Square. *tear*)

Im In College!

This is the kind of stuff you get when you have had a hard, long day at school, and you are at a study group at 10 at night.

"But what about the men's abortions?"

Seriously. She was serious about this question, and we all had to stare at her for a moment for her to realize she had said something.....different.


(P.S. We are doing a project where we are supposed to debate on a ethical issue, and so we chose abortion. There for the reason behind her statement....kind of...)

Pretty Woman..

In reference to Julia Roberts.


"Plus her mouth is so big, it seems that she could totally eat her own head."

--Katie

Its true....she haunts my dreams.

My Brain hurts...

While reading over Colt's paper for communications class. We came across this gem.

2.What did you learn about yourself?
I learned that I think a lot more than I thought I did.


Wow Colt, I am so proud of you for graduating this April. You proved yourself worthy.

Lets keep this G Rated here people...

This is just a snipet of a regular conversation i would have with my lovely cousin Katie.

(this convo was inspired by a handsome picture of Colt)

me: he has such an intense jaw line

Kathryn: The lumberjack outfit?

me: yes!!

Kathryn: He needs stubble AND A BEAVER PELT.

me: indeed

Kathryn: OR AN OX NAMED BLUE

me: he did have a moustache

Kathryn: Or so he said! I guess his jaw was just too intense and overpowered it!

me: seriously

check out that jaw line!

roman esque!

Kathryn: But a lot less naked!

Priceless...

Fo Serious

Dana's Response to seeing the Art on Colt's blog.

"Dude, that dude can art! I mean, he can ART."


Probably the best feedback he can ever get.

Okay Abi I know it is just you and me here, so here is something from Mr. Tom you will like:

From: Tom Kirchner
Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 12:06 PM
To:Lucia Rocha
Subject: RE: Phone Message

Don’t tell ME what I don’t want !!! Do you think I’ve been smoking since the age of ten (1952) in order to AVOID cancer? At my age, I can see where checking out a little early might very well have some merit to it.

Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Nervous, New Mexico? The coffee consumption there was triple the national average. Now, given the epidemic of Meth, coffee is no longer the problem. I remember the furtive glances of people with darting eyes. A sort of coffee based paranoia that gripped the town. People there spoke with the cadence of people from Brooklyn NY where I was born. Sentences come out like long words. Yagoin’tathefreakinmovieornot???

Nervous New Mexico should have been pretty laid back like most small western towns. Of course, its proximity to Hobbs,NM would be enough to make anybody shaky. On my first road trip as a musician, I insisted our entire caravan detour at least 25 miles out of its way to see if there really was a Hobbs. Later, on another road trip with a Dixieland Band, I got fired in Hobbs. So I know for sure it’s there. Thank god I wasn’t in Nervous, NM.


Tom

Dream Land.....

Basically I don't remember my dreams. But I remember if someone said something in my dream. So this is what I remember from last nights dream.

(Colt to Me)

"But.....what about the human brain flesh?"

Sorry I don't know in what context he said this in. Buuuuuuuuut now I am afraid for my life...and my brains....

Dana W and the Eavesdrop Express

The Eavesdrop Express will be making stops once weekly to lay on you some knowledge from one Mr. Tom "the Bomb" Kirchner, via emails forwarded to me from a smart chick who knows when history is being made.

For your viewing pleasure, please to enjoy

E-mail One:

From: Tom Kirchner
Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 6:33 AM
To: Lucia Rocha
Subject: RE: Lucia Rocha

Lucia,

You be careful with that extension. It’s right next door to mine…4605. Any damage you do to your extension could contaminate my phone, causing it to contract encephalitis or, worse yet, halitosis. On the other hand, where could you get a cab at this time of the day? And remember as we approach the end of the month:

Thirty days hath Septober

April, June and no wonder

All the rest eat peanut butter

Except for grandma

She drives a red Buick


Tom


TOOT TOOT!

Friends

Last night Colt and I went to the Nickelcade. (Every game is a freaking nickel! GENIUS) And we won lots of tickets and we were up at the counter ready to get our prizes. Then we realized that we were 2 tickets short of getting the Friendship Bracelets that we wanted.

(Colt to Me)

"So one of us can get the bracelet, and one of us can be....one friend."

In the end we got 2 more tickets, and we got the bracelets. So now we are really friends. Finally.

So here is goes..

People say many things. Some can be inspirational, some hilarious, some epic, and some down right random. I hear many of these everyday, and I just can't laugh at them by myself. So this blog is here for me to share with you the amazing quotes i hear everyday. Enjoy!